GMERALD
pair
tokenized gme
graduates at
369 gme
presses
every 4h
gmerald is
napping til launch
robinhood chain · priced in gme · every 4 hours

this is gmerald.
he buys gamestop and burns himself.
every 4 hours. forever.

a memecoin priced in tokenized gamestop. every fee arrives in gme. half burns $gmerald and locks the gme in the pool forever. half piles into the stash. on-chain, published, forever.

(his friends call him gerald.)
supply only shrinks the pool only deepens the stash only grows
buy $gmerald → how it works ↓
gmerald.exe · running
gmerald, paw on the button, chart surging
> wallet: published at launch
> job: burn $gmerald · stack gme
> pair: tokenized gme · graduates at 369
> split: 45 burn · 45 stash · 10 ops
> schedule: every 4h · forever
> sell function: not found
> status: napping. wakes at launch.

the flywheel

four stages, one loop. every arrow is a transfer you can find on-chain.

1
volume
$gmerald trades 24/7, settled in gme.
2
the fee
3% a side. 2.7% of every trade reaches the machine, in gme.
3
the press
every 4 hours: 45% burns, 45% stashes, 10% ops.
4
the story
scarcer token, deeper pool, bigger stash. the story brings volume.
and back to volume. forever.
run the machine
daily volume $500,000
to the machine, daily
$13,500
2.7% of volume, paid in gme
burned, daily
$6,075
45% buys $gmerald and burns it
stashed, daily
$6,075
45% straight to the stash
ops, daily
$1,350
10% keeps the wheel oiled
per press, six a day$2,250burned in a month$182,250stashed in a month$182,250
illustrative arithmetic at the fee split, in dollars of gme. volume is whatever the market does. not a forecast.
buy $gmerald →join the burrow →

the press

fees arrive in gme. six presses a day split them. every press posts both hashes here.

next press
at launch
press #1 fires within four hours of launch. then every four hours, forever.
gmerald after a press, cheeks full, chart surging
01
claim
the fees, in gme, come out of the pons escrow.
02
burn
45% buys $gmerald from the locked pool and burns it. the gme stays in the pool forever.
03
stash
45% moves to the stash. nothing converted, nothing trusted.
04
post
both hashes to telegram. this ledger updates itself.
press #1

pending launch

scheduled whatever the first four hours bring, gmerald presses. the number doesn't matter. the habit is the product.
…pending
every burn deepens the pool. the gme it spends stays in the locked liquidity forever. supply shrinks, depth grows.
the fine print. tokenized gme can drift from the stock while markets are closed. those moves are ours too.

the stash

a published wallet of tokenized gme that fills itself. watch the address. (technically a reserve, but hamsters keep stashes.)

the stash
$0
0 tokenized gme, never sold, never distributed. it only goes up.
in the stash
0 gme
locked in the pool by burns
0 gme
gme sunk, total
0 gme
the peg, live
reading tokenized gme against the stock…
checked every 4 hours. the ops slice only converts at fair or better.
stash wallet
0x…pub
published at launch
times sold
0
and it stays 0. the rule
gmerald guarding a glowing pile of gme
stash over time
grows from press #1
why gamestop. a collectibles company, a meme history, and the button that went dark in 2021. gmerald never stops pressing it.
the rules. never sold. never distributed. if it ever winds down, everything buys and burns $gmerald.
the mandate is tokenized collectibles. stock tokens today, the museum tomorrow. built to grow into everything this category puts on-chain.

stickers

all six poses. the pack: free forever, no mint.

the press
every 4 hours. forever.
gme
it means good morning here
diamond cheeks
he does not spit it out
the burn
supply only goes down
stacking
the stash only grows
zzz
3h 59m until the next press

he presses every four hours, whether you're watching or not.

launched on pons, paired with tokenized gme: fair curve, no presale, no allocation, graduation at 369 gme, liquidity locked forever. you are buying a token on the open market. nothing more is claimed, and everything claimed is checkable.

buy at launch →
contract address published at launch. verify it against this site and the pinned post. anything else is not gmerald.
the receipts
no team allocation. 100% of supply mints to the curve. the founder buys at market, pre-announced.
on-chain
liquidity locked forever at graduation. the withdrawal function does not exist.
on-chain
fees split 45 burn / 45 stash / 10 ops, paid in gme, both hashes every press.
tx hashes
the stash is never sold, never distributed. wind-down: everything buys and burns.
the wallet
every route by which value could leave, and what closes it. check any of them yourself.
gmerald with his morning coffee
the burrow
every press goes out on telegram, and every market morning starts with gme. we never ask for your wallet and cannot see what you hold.
join the burrow →
phase 2 under wraps
legible when the machine has earned it.
buy $gmerald →the burrow
gmerald · robinhood chain he is asleep right now. launch soon. a memecoin with a machine attached. no promises, no yield, no advice. read the fine print, then decide.